night night[:

okey it’s officially sleepy time for me .
i’m gonna dream of happy things like;

OMG WUT EVEN?

no.
more like;

yes much better :3

40 ways to annoy ryan ross

youmakemebreak:

1. Steal his mascara.
2. Steal his mascara and eat it.
3. Sell his guitar on Ebay.
4. Sell his guitar on Ebay and don’t tell him until 5 minutes before your concert and he is still looking for it.
5. Kidnap 20 or so fangirls and lock them in his room.
6. While he is driving his car jump out from behind him, put your hands over his eyes and shout ‘GUESS WHO!?’
7. Just before one of your concerts hug Ryan really really tightly for five minutes then look at the clock and ask him ‘shouldn’t you be going somewhere?’
8. Invite Gabe Saporta over for a sleepover and let him steal one of Ryan’s vital organs to be sold on the black market.
9. Cut all his hair off while he is asleep.
10. Admit you set his rose vest on fire and say Jon made you do it.
11. Eat all the pop tarts.
12. Convince Ryan to have a water fight with you using water pistols but use a staple gun instead.
13. Buy an airhorn and press it every time Ryan is about to speak.
14. Buy a slide for Ryan and by the time he is halfway down he realizes it’s too steep and then he crashes into an inconveniently placed brick wall.
15. Write Ryan a very soppy, cutesy love letter and sign it with Spencer’s name.
16. Sing the Capri-sun jingle all the time until he gets it stuck in his head.
17. After every sentence he says ask ‘why?’
18. Pull a chair away from Ryan, as he is about to sit on it.
19. Lock Ryan in a room with a naked Pete Wentz.
20. Go to Patrick with wide eyes and tell him Ryan is doing naughty things with a naked Pete Wentz and ask why.
21. Every time Ryan says ‘hi/hello/hey’ to you, burst into tears.
22. Delete all Ryan’s top scores off Guitar Hero.
23. While Ryan is jumping on a trampoline come along while he is up in the air and move the trampoline.
24. Have an orgy with Jon and Spencer and don’t invite Ryan.
25. While you are putting on a performance ‘accidentally’ call Ryan a woman.
26. Sticky-tape yourself to his back and refuse to relocate all day.
27. Re-paint Ryan’s guitar all rainbow-colored and glittery then go to Ryan and exclaim happily that you ‘Pimped his Guitar.’
28. Use up all the hot water and tell Ryan there is still plenty left.
29. Steal all Jon’s flip-flops and replace Ryan’s shoes with them.
30. Drink all Ryan’s Capri-sun.
31. Tell Ryan you left him the prize in the cereal box and when he puts his hand in a mousetrap attacks him.
32. Start talking all gangsta-like, ya know wot I’m sayin’?
33. Tell Ryan you have a video of him dancing and singing to Britney Spears.
34. Inform Ryan you think he is really a girl.
35. Take a picture of Ryan naked and put it all over the Internet.
36. Ask Ryan if he’s gained weight.
37. Call Ryan George Ryan Ross lll all the time. Refuse to call him by any other name.
38. Watch ‘George of the Jungle’ and every time the name George is said point and Ryan and say ‘heh… George.”
39. Delete every song off his Ipod and replace them with Disney songs.
40. When Ryan is really annoyed at you for doing all of this tell him to stop PMS-ing.